Geoff Stevens says TFI Friday

Yes, bad timing, this should really be used tomorrow…

FFRIDAY
 
Fuck she said
no hot water
Fuck she said
one earring rolling
beneath the bed
Fuck she said
it’s half past eight
I’ll be late
Fuck she said
the car’s stalled again
Fuck she said
the petrol’s low
Fuck she said
someone’s nicked
my parking space
Fuck she said
Miss Evans is sick
“Can you take 2B?”
Fuck! Why me?
Fuck she said
must these kids
play up like this
Fuck she said
all day Miss! Miss! Miss!
Fuck she said
enough of this
Oh!Fuck she said
detention duty too
Fuck she said
got nothing in for tea
Fuck she said
why am I always hungry
Fuck it she said
I’ll get fish & chips
Fuck she said
got nothing for the cats
Fuck she said
they’ll have to share
with me
Fuck fuck fuck she said
forgot he’s coming tonight
Fuck she said
why are you so early
Fuck she said
you look a mess
Fuck she said
haven’t washed your hair
Fuck she said
you know I hate that shirt
Fuck she said
nothing on TV
Fuck she said
what we going to do all night
We could…
You can forget that she said.
 


* Geoff
Stevens
is a
painter and poet who has run the Purple Patch magazine for many years. Last
year he was awarded The Ted Slade
Award for
Services to Poetry.

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